Roll Bounce
Saturday was my little sister's birthday. Ok we are the same age but technically I am 7 months older than she is so I am the big Sis, anyway she decided to have a roller skating party at the historical Empire Roller Rink in BKLYN. I was so excited because all m
y brothers and sisters can skate to some degree cause my dad loved to skate, and Empire is where it all happened. Anyway I talked mad trash all week about how I was gonna wear my tiny mini skirt to the party and skate circles around everyone.... and I had every intention of doing so but at the last minute I threw on my jeans...
the music was pumping and we had such a great time.. I forgot how much fun it is to dance on your skates with a partner.. we also played a game of tag that we used to play as kids...basically you try to stay in front of every else which is kinda crazy since your skating in a circle. But pretty much when you reach the current leader you tap them and cut them off with a flare of style..a sway of the hips or a extra little two step and then take off with speed before you get tagged.
There is definitely and element of showing off and posing to skating, is this something that only Black people do or is it something that other cultures partake in also? I always wonder about this..no one else seems to talk as much trash as we do or as good as we do. Like there should be an Olympic trash talking competion categories
1. Sports
2. Spades
3. all other card games
4. checkers
5. Scrabble ( yeah we talk trash here also I have I sister that proclaims before every game " pick a language to play in and I whip your ass in it what cha got....spanish, french, only cuss words....BRING IT!)
6. cooking skills
7.......the list goes on and on if we think were good at it...we will talk trash!
Back to the party.....to top it off I must of been in my cardio zone all night cause a sister was SWEATING! Can't wait to go again
about 4 of us are going to try and go at least once a month. I'll see if it happens!
Uh yeah and that sis that pops all that smack...uuh, I open and recycle a new can of WHUP ASS on her every time. I'm talkin blow outs baby should i freeze the score board and walk away cuz yall are wasting my time come on 56 points a pop. And last time at the Family BBQ...uh i had to beat her and her two kids...and as soon as Mariama can say mama or popi i'll have to school her too!
ReplyDeleteoh, sorry i got into my zone...yeah i wanna go roller skating too :(.
I may check out a rink in Detroit to see what the deal is...but since these mofos wear furs every damn where I can't image them in a roller rink...
see what i said about my peoples and that trash talking, guess we gotta add blogging to the olympic events LOL ;o)
ReplyDeleteuuum, where's the picture of the birthday girl? sheesh!
ReplyDeleteI added her pic...
ReplyDeletethank you!
ReplyDeletesheesh!
...i think i'm gonna start floating thru making comments under 'anonymous'(...and no that wasn't me on the whita/black post.)